Me? Kassondra. Age? It's just a number based on how long ago your parents' condom ripped. But if you're really dying to know, it's 17. And for all of you want to stalk my life I live in Wisconsin. Anyways, this is my tumblr. Keyword: MY. I'm not here to impress you. This is just a place for me to post my thoughts and things I like, and get to know people like you, except you, you smell. But as for the rest of tumblr, feel free to talk to me - I don't bite. Unless you want me to. ;) I doubt most of you people will read this anyways, considering it's a big block of small print that looks like just another boring "about-me." So, I might as well say that I'm a car key from Montana that eats horse poop all day long, I live in a pineapple (no, not like Spongebob), and I have a pet narwhal and a buttmuncher for a daughter; and nobody would know this was even written here. Except for you. You lucky one who took the time to read all the way to the bottom. And, aren't you glad you did? Okay, probably not. But I'm not as random as you think... Or maybe I am. You'll just have to wait and see...